I posted earlier, but deleted it because it was just too snarky, even for me. I have to guard against that because apparently I have this cynical nature that wants to be sarcastic at the drop of a hat. That's not a nice trait for a person to have (although my best and most witty friends are a bit sarcastic). It's just that most people aren't like that.

It's been a pretty dull day. So in order to spice things up a bit, how about some cow jokes?? Aww! Come on! You know you love 'em!

What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
"It's just an udder day"

Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!

Okay - I know, those are pretty stinky. But, this video is my all time favorite cow video. Enjoy!