White Whine - a new white person complaint every day of the week:

• “The internet in my hotel room is 14 bucks a day and it’s not even wifi”
• “You have to take a fifty, it’s legal currency!”
• “Ugh, Colonial Williamsburg does not have any cell phone reception at all.”
• “What am I supposed to do with four Starbucks cards that each have less than $2?”
• “I don’t know, I just don’t feel ‘connected’ to the new Top Chef judge.”

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