Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the “Chrysler Eagle” the ” Chrysler Beagle”?
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The Great Dane of course adorns many a tractor trailer.
And fills a Honda Element pretty well too.
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