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Information Age Prayer is a subscription service utilizing a computer with text-to-speech capability to incant your prayers each day. It gives you the satisfaction of knowing that your prayers will always be said even if you wake up late, or forget.

We use state of the art text to speech synthesizers to voice each prayer at a volume and speed equivalent to typical person praying. Each prayer is voiced individually, with the name of the subscriber displayed on screen.

At Information Age Prayer we think our service should be used like a prayer supplement, to extend and strengthen a subscriber's connection with God. Traditional prayer is an integral part of this connection and should never be forgone, even after signing up.

You can subscribe for yourself, or you can purchase a subscription as a gift to friends or family.

Aww, come on! What could be wrong with this? I mean, they're inclusive, offering services to Protestant, Catholic, Muslim, Jewish, etc so no one should feel left out. And, they're even offering a special deal this month. A month's worth of the Lord's Prayer for Protestants is only $3.95 saving you $2.05 a month! And, get this! If you put 12 months in your shopping cart they'll give you the last month free! There are similar offers for other religions, too. What a blessing!
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