Snarky joke of the day

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Martin Luther, John Calvin, and John Wesley died and went to Heaven. They met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, who gave them a tour of Heaven. Among the facilities was a small, non-descript office building. Martin Luther asked "What happens there?" St. Peter answered "That's Jesus' office. He still has a lot of work to do, and needs work space." Luther asked "Do you think that he would have time to talk with me about theology?" St. Peter responded, "I'm, sure that he'd make time for you, Martin. Go on in." Luther went into the office building while St. Peter, Calvin, and Wesley waited outside. About a half-hour later, Luther ran out weeping and wailing "How could I have ever been so wrong!" This disturbed Wesley and Calvin, but Wesley asked St. Peter, "Do you think that he would have time for me?" St. Peter said, "You betcha. Just go on in and ask to see him." John Wesley went into the office building. About a half hour later, he came out weeping and wailing "How could I have ever been so wrong?" John Calvin was undeterred. "My turn," he said, and strode into the office building. About a half hour later, Jesus emerged, weeping and wailing, "How could I have ever been so wrong!"

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