Gentile Jokes

A gentile goes into a clothing store and says, "This is a very fine jacket. How
much is it?"
The salesman says, "It's $500." The gentile says, "OK, I'll take it.

Two gentiles meet on the street..
The first one says, "You own your own business, don't you? How's it going?"
The other gentile says, "Just great! Thanks for asking!"

Two gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about children.
Gentile mother 1 (said with pride): "My son is a construction worker!"
Gentile mother 2 (said with more pride): "My son is a truck driver!"

A man calls his mother and says, "Mother, I know you're expecting me for dinner
this evening, but something important has come up and I can't make it."
His mother says, "OK."

A gentile couple goes to a nice restaurant.
The man says: "I'll have the steak and a baked potato, and my wife will have the
julienne salad with house dressing. We'll both have coffee."
The waiter asks, "How would you like your steak and salad prepared?"
The man says, "I'd like the steak medium......the salad is fine as is."
The waiter says, "Thank you."

A gentile man calls his elderly mother. He asks, "Mom, how are you feeling? Do
you need anything?"
She says, "I'm feeling fine, and I don't need anything. Thanks for calling."

Now you know why there are no gentile jokes.
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