
From Shoebox Blog
If your doctor ever recommends anything called a “procedure,” get ready for a rollicking good time. Most procedures involve having tiny little glamour shots in places where God did not envision cameras going. The more generous doctors will provide you with an 8 x 10 glossy of what the camera saw, which often looks like Carlsbad Caverns.

“The groundhog says there will be six more weeks of winter, to which I say groundhog tastes just like chicken.” - Bill
Editor’s note: We at Shoebox realize this quote is technically inaccurate. But it’s a scientific fact that funny trumps meteorology.
CNN features a report from their chief medical correspondent, Dr Sanjay Gupta on cursing. Dr Gupta tells of a study reporting that swearing may have a pain-reducing effect. Read the report if you want, but I'm blogging this because of the short commentary from one of my favorite humor blogs, Shoebox:"Dr. Gupta says swearing might help relieve pain. Note: This doesn’t work if you’re nine and you swear at your mom. That’s more likely to cause pain."