* Stop protecting your pocket.
* Repair glasses with tape that matches the frames.
* When threatened, stop trying to burst assailant into flames using your mind.
* Stop carrying that computer disc that fixes everything out in the open with just your two fingers.
Put it somewhere out of sight, like a fanny pack.
* What’s Klingon for “I’m not a geek?” Ha! Tricked you! You’re a geek.
* Find a new, badass use for your protractor. (Good luck with that.)
* Quit any hobby that requires the use of dice with more than six sides.
* Stop shouting “I’m not a geek!” repeatedly.
* Two words: Jock Jams. One more word: Camaro.
via one of my favorite blogs, Shoebox
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